*humming to self* “my Anaconda don’t, my Anaconda can’t, my Anaconda won’t COS I ain’t got no Anaconda, folks!”
Hehehehe! Seriously guys, no matter what you think about me, I HAVE no Anaconda! I promise, I’m neither creepy nor weird! *tongue out*
Ok, on to serious business… I have seen Nicki’s Anaconda video a lot more times than I can count! (I’m sorry! I’m supposed to be y’all’s sweet lil girl but that video is so … *clears throat* *warding off unholy thoughts*). Anyway, the first time I saw that vid, I paused on a particular scene (“scene”, that’s the right word?), and took a VLC snapshot. See:
Errr… Let me show y’all a bigger, clearer picture of the skirt (of course, you can go back to the video if you want):
OH MY GOD! LOOK AT HER SKIRT! *fanning face* Ok, breakdown – I looked it up, it’s a Balmain Embellished Leopard-Print Calf Hair and Leather Mini Skirt (Whew! Such long name for a short skirt!), and… *pausing for effect, checks nails, makes mental note – gotta get some new polish going soon* … it costs $10,800 *making more mental notes and adding some self-reprimand — “you this girl that is calling yourself RebelKween, better learn this your sewing kini fast and let’s start making some real money! I don’t kuku know what you’ve been doing for the past 1 year and 7 months, tsewwwwwwwww” — finishing up mental notes*
So I loooove the skirt! Shame I don’t wear short skirts, woulda made my version and rocked it like Nicki dashed me! Hell yeah! Shebi na to find calf and start scraping the poor thing’s hair, and Laoye will find leather for me by force! Shikena! Hehehehe!
Ok enough messing around jare! I think the video was very colourful and people without fetishes can now pick up one or more, considering all the fetishes Nicki brought into play in the video – panty fetish, maid fetish, fruit fetish, the whole whipped cream palaver et cetera. *clears throat* And if you’ve suddenly found new love for angrily chopping off bananas with a very sharp knife mid-air jus’ cause Nicki did it? Well, good luck! Watch the finger(s) tho, so you don’t be like Jens Lekman who cut off his finger while slicing up an avocado!
My work here is done! *strolling to check my buns in the mirror. sobs sadly. no buns, no muffins, no chinchin. no anaconda. sobs louder*
I’mma just go to bed and sulk till I fall asleep. The Jens Lekman song is good, btw. Listen to it (Your Arms Around Me) sometime.
Let me know what you think about the video in the comment section below. Oh, and did y’all see Ellen Degeneres’ hilarious remix of the video yet? Y’all should check it out!
Peace. Love. Harmony. X. O. Mwaaaaah!